What the Deuce!Posted: January 10, 2012
A Clint Dempsey hat-trick put FC Testiculadew back on top of the Kenna in spectacular fashion.
Known as ‘Deuce’ during his keepy-uppy, rapping forays into the American ‘hood, Dempsey’s dope performance has left the FCT manager trippin’.
Commenting on his team’s emphatic week from a drop-top Cadillac full of b1tches driving at 5mph, da gaffer said: “FCT is the wickedest. Kenna say I’m pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this.
“If I was pussy I’d be filled with syphillis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya.”
A considerably less-than-fly week for Lokomotiv Leeds has left them 33 points off the lead.