Kenna team of the season so far


Hugo Lloris

Concussed: “Everyone stop a minute. Just tell me again what I’m doing here?” (photo courtesy of York Vision)

HUGO Lloris may still be struggling to remember his daughter’s name and feeding his cat drawing pins after Sunday’s knock to the head, but the clean sheet means he’s made it into the Kenna team of the season so far.

Unusually for a Frenchman, the FC Testiculadew goalkeeper represents one of the best value for money of the eleven over performers, scoring 45 points for his £500k auction price tag.

Yaya Toure is the most cost-effective purchase with 57 points for his £500k. Alongside Leighton Baines, the Ivorian midfielder is one of two players featuring for league leaders Headless Chickens.

Defenders Dejan Lovren (Team Panda Rules OK) and Winston Reid (Dulwich Red Sox) are the season’s surprise packages, notching up a combined 94 points for £17m.

Like Reid, St Reatham FC‘s Kyle Walker also scored 44 points but missed out on selection due to his larger £17m signing fee.

Sergio Aguero (KS West Green) is so far repaying his manager’s £39m with 73 points. The player of the week is also the league’s top scorer.

Kenna team of the season so far
Points: 551
Value: £170m

Goalkeeper
Hugo Lloris (£0.5m) – FC Testiculadew – 45

Defenders
Dejan Lovren (£8.5m) – Team Panda Rules OK – 50
Leighton Baines (£17m) – Headless Chickens – 49
Jan Vertonghen (£7m) – Northern Monkeys – 45
Winston Reid (£8.5m) – Dulwich Red Sox – 44

Midfielders
Yaya Toure (£0.5m) – Headless Chickens – 57
Samir Nasri (£11m) – Piedmonte – 46
Eden Hazard (£34m) – Hairy Fadjeetas – 42
Oscar (£24m) – Dulwich Red Sox – 40

Strikers
Sergio Aguero (£39m) – KS West Green – 73
Olivier Giroud (£20m) – Team Panda Rules OK – 60

Canesten Combi Cup group stage – round one

Cup group stage one - 5 November 2013

Cup group stage one – 5 November 2013

League table

Wk 10 - 5 November 2013

Week 10 of 37 – 5 November 2013

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 39 3
2 Still Don’t Know Yet Pete 38 1
3 Headless Chickens John N 36 2
4 KS West Green Stix 32 1
5 FC Testiculadew James N 31 1
6 Northern Monkeys Hugo 30 2
7 Piedmonte Phil 30 0
8 Rapids De Cullons CF Jorge 28 2
9 Judean Peoples Front Sholto 28 1
10 Spartak Mogadishu Abdi 27 0
11 St. Reatham FC Mike 26 1
12 Just put Carles Carles 25 1
13 Team Panda Rules OK George 25 1
14 Dulwich Red Sox Luke 24 0
15 Young Boys Denney 24 0
16 Newington Reds Dudley 23 1
17 Dynamo Charlton Alex 21 0
18 Pikey Scum Jack 17 0
19 Sporting Lesbian Ben M 16 0
20 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 15 0
21 This is Sparta…Prague Rich 15 0
22 Bala Rinas Lewis 14 0
23 PSV Mornington El Pons 10 1
Points Player
Player of the week 16 Aguero, S – MCY – STR
Club KS West Green
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